HAPPY SATURDAY!!!!!

HOLA BITCHES!!!

Let's play a game!

It's called "Replace the Word"

In this case the word is "CUPCAKES"

Replace it with whatever

 your dirty mind wants!

HOLY FUCKING HUMP-DAY ROB-SEX-FACE BATMAN!

HOLY SHIT!

Hump? you say?

I give you hump!

Rob as Eric Packer fucking in the limo...

HOLY BEJEEBUS!

-HIS FACE
-THAT EXPRESSION
-HIS FUCKING ARM WHEN HE RE-ADJUSTES HER?!

I can't...

UPDATE:

Angelahorny4Rob

Got us the whole sex scene!!!

Excuse me while I ojqbfeubksadj

BREAKING DAWN NEW STILLS?!

If they are not that new, WHY IS THE FIRST TIME I'M SEEING THIS?!?!

AND WHY AM I CRYING?!?!

FUCK ME...

THE END IS NEAR...

AND I AM NOT READY! 

MORE AFTER THE BREAK!

Kellan Lutz Interested To Star in Fifty?!?!

Why NOT???!!!

UNF, I have the hots for Kellmet... even if he fucks hoes LOL

He recently said in an interview he would not be opposed to star in our awaited film FIFTY SHADES!

Read more below:

Kellan Lutz is ready to jump from one franchise into another.
The affable actor, 27, who plays Edward (Robert Pattinson)’s adopted brother Emmett in the Twilight series, has been shortlisted for a role in the E.L. James erotic thriller that has captured the imaginations of women worldwide.
But first, he has to study up to learn whether he prefers to play wealthy businessman Christian Grey or his adopted brother, Elliot.
“I haven’t read the books,” he confesses this week during the iD gum launch event held in NYC. “I give it all to the fans. They’ve told me ‘you’ve got to be Elliot.’ I think that’s his name. I did some research, and that would be a fun role. I mean, it’s very similar. They told me he’s [got] blonde hair, light eyes, big build and young at heart.”
He adds, “It seems very easy, and very much like my Emmett character. If they want me, I would love to entertain it, and I probably should read the books. It would be fun.”

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I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT! 

WHAT IF...

Edward and Bella were from the 

Midwest?

LOL

I was browsing for something else, and I ran across this gem! 

I don't know what it means!!

Oh Rob, maybe looking like a chubby politician is where I draw my line...

Gah, who am I kidding?
I'd give him a BJ under his mahogany desk anyways!  LOL
GIVE IT TO ME FAT BASTARD! 

We've Got Mail! BTB Meeting Weekend!

Hello Dear BTBs, 

I was so excited to FINALLY get to meet Marcela! The flight from Hawaii was good and arrived on time. As I was making my way to the baggage claim area, I saw a very handsome man peeking at me from behind a pillar - lo, and behold, it was New Moon Edward holding a BTB sign for me!!! (funniest thing I have ever seen at an airport) Well my panties got wet immediately, and behind Edward was Marcella - cute as can be and laughing already.

-----> I have to add, (this is M) it was only the top part of Cardboard Edward  LOL as I have a hard time sharing his bottom...   And I held 2 signs for BTB Karen to recognize me... See Bellow:

Do I have to add she recognize me right away? even tho we had never met before? Cardboard Edward has that charm... Plus, I think everyone, and when I say EVERYONE was staring at me at the Las Vegas Airport! LOL

 As we drove around looking for somewhere to eat breakfast, our conversation was in typical BTB style - Le MonsterCock and  tight pussies in white swim suits. We settled on stopping at the MGM Grand and grabbed some Starbucks and a couple of chairs to get to know each other - how we came to love Rob and discuss the Rob and Kristen rumors.

-------> After screaming like twats, we finally got to my car, and poor Karen was forced to be driven around Las Vegas by a crazy person. I'm the first one to admit, I'm a horrible driver, I often speed, and miss exits... but I make it up by being cute and screaming to pedestrians "I'M A LOCAL"... they understand LMAO! 

So, after a couple of pics by the boxing ring, we headed to the Flamingo Hotel over-21 pool and grabbed the last 2 lounge chairs and enjoyed our Margaritas and Mai Tai's while hanging at the pool, talking trash about the skinny girls and the fact that they need to eat a few cheeseburgers!

-------> Dude, Karen! Don't skip the part where you asked me to rub tanning oil on your thighs! And the underwater humping?!?! I thought we shared a special moment! Damn tourists... I feel like a whore... LOL J/K!  Plus Karen got to meet my Local BFF and BTB, she also joined in the underwater humping.

Later that night we sat down to watch a Robmovie....Marcela picked Little Ashes. Now LA is one of Rob's more daring films and poor Marcela was scarred for life watching Rob get more lip action than he did in Twilight!!!! It is a good film and he did a great job (the reason DC wanted him for Cosmo) but you gotta get past the guy-on-guy lip locks!!!

-------> Seriously, I'm still having nightmares about Rob kissing dudes... that's not right! 

I had the best time meeting you BTB Karen, the pool, water, cocktails, and special moments were unforgettable. PLEASE COME BACK SOON!!!

BTB INJURED & I FUCKING ♥ EW!

This is a double post!

 Our sexy as fuck BTB Marcela has injured herself! She cut her hand on a piece of broken glass and had to get stitches! 

I think we know who her doctor was...

We FUCKING love you Marcela!!

We all wish you a super quick recovery!

♥♥♥

I'd cut my leg off if it meant that this was my doctor.

holy.medical.fuck.balls.

ALERT! ALERT! 

ALL BTBs IF YOU DO NOT HAVE THIS YET...GET IT!!!

I totally forgot about this magazine! That GOD I had pre-ordered it and just received my two copies from Amazon.

All I can say about it is INCREDIBALLS! There are fold-out posters inside of past EW magazine covers. And let me tell you bitches...the Rob cover is .. NO WORDS....*floods*

 

There is so much about this issue that is so amazing that I can't even start to give details.

JUST GET IT!!

I NEED TO KNOW!!!

HOLY.FUCK.BALLS.

Does anyone know the "small" cameo part that EL wrote herself in for Fifty????

I've been running every character I can remember through my head that could be her and I'm coming up with a big fucking BLANK!!

I NEED TO KNOW!!!!

CAPTION THIS!!!!

Aww What's Wrong Mr. The Pretty?!?!

I would seriously kiss any part of his body to 

make it better... True Story Bitches! 

Now, for the last time BTBs, 

NO TEETH when sucking LMC!

SCOOP OR POOP??

The rumor mill is swirling with news that Robsten is reunited.

Is this true or straight up bullshit??

SOUND OFF, BTBS!
Let it ALL out. Are you happy, angry, confused, suspicious??

I have to be honest...this topic makes me nervous.
I'll just set back and observe my BTBs before I say anything.

To all the Robsten♥BTBs this goes out to you!

HAPPY SATURDAY!!!!!!!!

TWI-TARD Edition.

To all the tards out there, because we all know one, or a few LOL

**Meanwhile, Karen-BTB and Myself just got back from the pool at one of the Las Vegas Casinos, we are a bit drunk and need a nap for the nighttime activities! LOL
Spoiler of BTB-Vegas (coming soon) post: "She allowed me to rub suntan oil all over her sexy body RAWR!"

THIS IS: THE VENTING POST.

Got to vent?

Then this is your place to do it!

Let those feelings flow, and tell us what is really bothering you... borrow our ear and allow us to bitch with you.

Well, my vent for today is that I feel like crap. I woke up at 3am with my throat on fire, hangover and feeling like death with head to toe body ache... I feel so pretty <----Heavy sarcasm

My second vent is Jackson Rathboner. He choose Nikki Reed as the Godmother of his child...

Third, no Rob sex tape yet? FUCK!!!

And lastly, I don't know what to think about Kristen's latest try to get Rob back...
Hmmmm I think I like it, a little desperate, but hot as fuck! LOL

Rob?

What do you say?

Happy Birthday Bella Swan!!!!

Happy Birthday Isabella!

Even though you have the personality of a suicidal rock...

We still LOVE you!

Let's celebrate on this special day 

Bella's BEST and WORSE moments!!

I'm my book, this is the best Bella moment...

AND IT WASN'T EVEN IN TWILIGHT!

(I hate you CH!)

TITTY GRAB!!!!!

...x...

And Worse Moment?

Oh, so many to choose...

But THIS is my favorite!

Classic!

LOL!

Happy Hump Day!!!

Today My Bitches,

We celebrate love... & I'm not talking about Robsten!
I'm talking about Deebert...

Yes!
For the older BTBs this will be a moment to remember...
But for the new BTBs this will be an eye opener...



YES my Darlings, I am opening Pandora's Box, and bringing out "Ello, Luv" By THE MASTER... DeeDee777. We all know she pulled the fic... but we have MY MEMORY (Dude there is no way I'll EVER forget that shit) AND THE AMAZING tool called INTERNET!



So, who is DeeDee?

Well, she's an awesome writer... who wrote a fanfic about ROBERT PATTINSON, yes... you heard that right, and herself as the main protagonists of the story.



I'll break it down for you:
(BTW It starts with personal pics of DeeDee with friends and family... )


1.- She's a HARD CORE Rob fan, 
she's at Twi-Con... She sees him, he sees her. Sparks fly, she introduces herself with her Disqus and FF.net alias before her real name, because SHE'S THAT AWESOME!!! He's a goner...


2.- He invites her over to his room in the hotel they cuddle and he KISSES HER HAND (Uh?!) the next morning... she's still high in R-Pattz DREAM Bliss and he gives her a small business card with his name, address, home phone number and e-mail address (RLY?!) and says "Here. Take this... and I want you to promise me you'll use it. Keep in touch with me"


3.- They do keep in touch, they talk every day... One day, she must tell him the truth... her father is dying of brain cancer... BUT that's not all... SHE is sick too! She has... (wait for it) hydrocephalus...


4.- He's drinking his sorrows in England, she's worried... So how she gets him to stay in palce and not drive drunk?... YES, Phone SEX! (yikes!)
"The buttons on the front of your nightshirt,” he murmured, “Undo one for me.”
“Yes,” I whispered. As I popped open the first button, he murmurs, “Another one. Just imagine my hands are on the buttons. Keep going . . . one button at a time.” “until I’m running my tongue up and down where I’m dying to be.”
"Over the phone, I hear him quietly moaning, his moans gradually becoming louder. Ohhhh, God . . .
There’s a long pause, and then he murmurs, “Debbie . . . Oh, love . . . I love you . . . Love you so much.”
And then, surprisingly, there’s complete silence.
As I release my fingers to reach both my hands back up to the phone receiver and say “Rob? Rob? Are you still there?” . . .
. . . My question is answered by the sound of him quietly snoring". <-----WTF!

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More after the break (LOTS MORE!)

Can you say "Meow"

So apparently our Loved/Hated Kstew showed some sharp nails on her latest interview 

(OTR Red Carpet w/MTV) 

Remember this?

I know you remember!

And it gave us a chuckle...

Well, now her come back?

RAWR!

Take that Rob!

Dude, is it normal that I'm all turned on by this?

LOL!!

Whatever the case,

Kstew is looking HAWT!

Where is hump pillow!

Just What You EVER WANTED!!!!!

ARE YOU TIRED OF BEING ALONE??

Are you ready to feel loved...

Then this is for you!

Introducing the: HUSBAND PILLOW!!

Shit!

They had me at Dry Hump!

SKARSGARD SATURDAY

Anyone else want Alexander to do this to them??

FULL BD2 TRAILER!!!!!

OH.MY.GOD.

#DEAD


PLUS, Rob stands up to Cancer?!?
I'm a fucking Goner!
Thanks  ♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥ for the heads up!!!

Armpit?!?! WTF

Can anyone explain WTF is this?

Aparently there was an interview... 

Here is the piece

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Stewart had just returned from Sydney with Sanders and her Snow White co-star Chris Hemsworth on the last leg of the film’s promotional tour. She seemed a little tired (those slight bags under her eyes were a bit more pronounced, and she seemed almost a little constrained by all her finery), but – with that cigarette placed behind her back, like she was behind a bike shed, and a drink in hand – she was in full swing. In retrospect, perhaps dangerously so.

“My God, I’m so in love with my boyfriend,” she suddenly confided, squeezing her fists and stiffening that little body with anticipation. “I wish he were here now. I think I want to have his babies.”

Had I heard her right? Wasn’t her “boyfriend” the one thing she never talked about? To anyone? And yet here we were. “God, I miss him,” she said, raking her hair back and exhaling a plume of smoke. “I love the way he smells. And him me. Like, he loves to lick under my armpits. I don’t get this obsession with washing the smell off. That smell of someone you love. Don’t you think it’s the whole point?”

Looking back, the exchange still feels surreal. It took place just three weeks before those incriminating pictures were allegedly taken. Was she even talking about Pattinson? Was she having me on? Who knows?

__________________________________

Someone please explain...

I don't see Rob doing this:

@RoyalKristen, you are a genius~

Kristen @ TIFF

WOW!

She looks beautiful.
Definitely looks like she lost some weight.

MTV VMA BREAKING DAWN PART 2 TRAILER!

I.AM.FUCKING.DYING.OVER.HERE.

Get More:
2012 VMA, Artists.MTV, Music

THE CIRCLE OF TRUTH

Yep. I knew this day would come and we would see this.

Kristen is truly suffering the loss of Rob. She's done injured herself masturbating.

Kristen, no matter how hard you shove your fingers in it will never substitute the jack-hammering you once got from Rob.

A message from Rob's dick to Kristen's Cooter:

10 SECOND CLIT TEASER TRAILER

Rob and Taylor will be giving us a 90 second trailer of BD2 tonight at the MTV VMAs!!

But to hold us over for another 11 hours here's a 10 second teaser.

The BD2 wheels are slowly starting to turn and the butterflies of excitement are starting to overtake me!!

KRISTEN'S ON THE MOVE!

Rumors are swirling that the two are talking and a reconciliation could happen.


With Kristen clearly wearing a tee that Rob wore is she forging forward with her love for Rob or just being a DESPERATE DEBBIE??!!

And what the fuck is with the glasses?? I don't know if I hate them or love them. Is this Kristen's way of confusing us again??

The part of me that is still very angry at her is thinking this:

But the other part of me that has let go of the anger says this:

What do we think about this BTBs?????

Thanks, BTB♥Karen for the heads up on Kristen!
L♥ves ya!

THE VENTING POST!

After reading the latest comments in our previous post, it hit me...

WE HAVEN'T VENT PROPERLY!

Now, here is your chance to say everything that's inside you... in your safe place.

Let's look at this picture from August 24, 2012 a month after the infamous pictures of Rupig and Kstew surfaced...

WHAT DO WE SEE?!

Well, I see a happy Rupig, 

Smiling,

Waving his weeding ring,

enjoying his life... 

Do you see rotten tomatoes anywhere?

Neither do I.

This asshole, cheated on his wife.

But also ruined Kstew life & career

And how he gets punished?

With more work and free ride to stardom

Now he's a fucking big celebrity...

*shakes head*

I'm not saying Kstew is an innocent lamb, but I recognize a sleaze-ball when I see one. This guys is an asshole, a disgusting pig. I hope he ends up shooting infomercials in Antarctica.

This will wipe that smile off his stupid fuck face.

HAPPY HUMP D.... *DIES*

OMFG!!!!

IS He serious...

I.am.dead

FB, Bring out the big guns, 

I'm not surviving this one 

*twitches & dies*

PUBES...

Rob's Pubes...

ladjkbvkfsjbvIVB;DWJKVB;owuvbdljabv

*Thanks KK & Joan for the Amazeballs image...

OMG! TWILIGHT'S OWN BLR! LOL!!

Oh.MY.GOOOOOD!!!!!

Twilight now has its OWN BLR (Bad Lip Reading)

Which just happens to be my FREAKING FAVORITE YOUTUBE CHANNEL!!! (Jenna Marbles is right after LOL)

I bow to your awesomeness BLR. 

You did not dissapont. AGAIN.

Enjoy!

Wanna keep laughing?

Go to their channel and browse all the different videos they have.

You'll thank me, my fav of all times: Hot Jumping Beans LOL

Ryan Gosling to be our Christian Grey?!

FROM SOURCE:

Rumors have been floating around about who will star as Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele in the upcoming racy movie "Fifty Shades of Grey."

Author E.L. James has not said anything about who will officially be cast, but her husband recently spoke out saying that "Drive" star Ryan Gosling is actually up for the role.

According to NOW magazine, James' husband Niall Leonard said that "last he heard," Gosling, 31, was in the frame to play the role of Christian.

It could be that Leonard just heard Gosling as a huge fan favorite and thought he was in the running for the film, but he would know more of the inside story than any of us.

"The role of the sadomasochistic billionaire seems to be man-of-the-moment Ryan Gosling's to turn down. But the 'Drive' star may take some persuading," The Sun newspaper claimed.

Other stars were rumored to be in talks for the Christian Grey role.

"Superman" Henry Cavill was reportedly in preliminary talks with the producers of "Fifty Shades," Michael De Luca and Dana Brunetti.

According to Policy Mic, Cavill met De Luca in early July at Luca's office in Culvar City, Cali., where Cavill was promoting his upcoming movie "Man of Steel" at Comic-Con San Diego. Rumors claim "The Tudors" actor was seen coming in and out of De Luca's home/office while wearing Christian Grey's signature plaid shirt and five o'clock shadow.

According to several recent reports, "The Vampire Diaries" star Ian Somerhalder was reportedly traveling to Los Angeles to meet with "Fifty Shades" people around two weeks ago.

He revealed this information to his fans at "The Vampire Diaries" Convention in New Jersey.

Which one of these guys do you think should play Christian Grey: Ryan Gosling, Ian Somerhalder, or Henry Cavill? Share your thoughts below!

VIEW THE ARTICLE HERE

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SO, BTBs?

YAY, or NAY?! 

I love Ryan Gosling, but to play CG?... What happend to Matt Bomer? or Henry Cavill?

 AND ROB of course!?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY K2!!!!!!

Happy birthday you hot stuff!!!

Here, FB & I paid this guy to frost your cake!

We hope you like! 

Happy Birthday BTB

K2☼_Cosmo♥BD2♀TR♣QotD♦MB♂

WE FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!!

AWKWEIRD!!!

I had a total brain fart last night.

All BTBs that saw Adventureland raise your hand.

I thought so.

All BTBs think about Kristen's character in Adventureland and tell me what what makes you go..WTF!!!

Again, I thought so.

If I'm not mistaken didn't Em (Kristen's character) have a boyfriend and then was busted for seeing a married man, Mike Connell (Ryan Reynold's character).

This is spooky!

Is this art imitating life or life imitating art??

Yeah. We know.

Fuck yeah we're drinking drugs!

Smoking and swallowing them takes too long to get in our system!

I'm totally freakin' over this!