Happy New Year My Lovers!!

I hope this new year is filled with Rob Porn, dirty pics, sex tapes and all whats holy!

I wish you many more LMC sightings and horny humps!

We Love you BTBS!!!!!!

COSMO TIME!

If you are planning on buying Cosmopolis then you should checkout Walmart.com. They have an amazing deal on the DVD and an average price for the Blu Ray ($24.86).

WOWZERS!!! $9.96????!!!!!

**off topic..kinda** 

Has any BTBs heard any news on the BD2 dvd/blu ray release? I heard Feb. is the release month but not info. Anyone think we're getting a box set edition?

IT'S OFFICIAL...WE HAVE AN APP!

It was just a regular run of the mill Saturday.

Just chatting with my BTB♥Robsfantasic.

and...

POOF! 

She inspired me not to wait and think about it but to do it!

And now with super excitement, Marcela and I are cumming with happiness to announce ..

WE HAVE AN APP!

Isn't it adorable!!!

OMFG!

Now you can take us anywhere you want!

Here's the link:

http://webapp.theappbuilder.com/apps/fba89808-f9c9-4f9a-8a4b-2c94b2982ac9   

I'm still high from the excitement!

  

GAME DAY SATURDAY

Who doesn't love to play games??

Let's play a game called:

IS KRISTEN DRUNK IN THIS PHOTO??!!! 

ME THINKS SO!

I spy with my little eye....

DID I WIN? DID I WIN??!!!

GOD I LOVE CAMERA PHONES!!!!!

OMGGGGGGGGGOD! 
THANK YOU SANTA FOR THE BEST GIFT EVER!

Here's a video of Bronson Pelletier being arrested at LAX after allegations that he urinated in the middle of the terminal.

 A FEW QUESTIONS FOR MY BTBS:

1.)ANYONE ELSE PISS THEMSELVES LAUGHING?

2.)ANYONE SEE HIM TRYING TO SHIFT INTO A WOLF?

3.)ANYONE HEAR HIM CALLING FOR HIS PACK??

NO WORDS BUT PLENTY OF...

BAAHWAAAHAHAHAAH!!!!!  

And for the record I do turn into a middle-aged black man when I laugh really hard.  

 

♥♥♥MERRY BTB-CHRISTMAS, BTBS♥♥♥

MERRY CHRISTMAS, BTBS!!

Marcela & I just want to wish all you beautiful BTBs a wonderful Holiday!

Christmas would be dark and dreary without our BTBs and who would we hump???

We all know the reason why we are all together....it's not Jesus!

(just kidding...Love ya, Jesus! Happy B-day!!)

IT'S ROB! 

Have a great day and just know Marcela and I are waiting to attack each and everyone of you very soon!  

That means come here naked!

*wiggles eyebrows* 

 

KRISTEN - FOREVER ALONE?

What's going on Kristen!?!?

You are one of the hottest and highest paid actress in the world, and the gf of the hottest man on earth!

Why male Hollywood keeps dumping you?!

I don't think is true... could it be?! nooooooo I refuse to believe she has smelly cooch... Can she really be stinky?!

This was supposed to be an awesome Romantic Comedy...

First Ryan Gosling backed out...

And now Ben Affleck dumped her too?!

*Wails*

I was ready to have new fapping material! 

But hey, here's an idea:

How about Rob?!?

PRETTY PLEASE?!?!?!

Full article HERE

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY♥♥♥TVD EDITION

Dear Lord! 

This video got me wetter than a fat chick at a Twinkie convention! 

Visual aid.
*points down*

 That might not be a chick. But you get the idea.
LOL

♫♪SING-A-LONG-WEDNESDAY♪♫

Sing a diddy Wednesday is here!

BTBs, please checkout this video and then let's discuss or dance or both!

 

The first thing that came to mind about this cover was:

Should a bitch really be singing a song about a SUPER MASSIVE BLACK HOLE?

Definitely not.

Then I listened to it and was like FUUUCK.

Then I said:  
 Sing that song you dirty bitch!

You go, Naya Rivera! 

 

Believe it or not! I'M BACK!!!!

After more than a few days trying to decide what to do with my life, I finally came out of my funk.

BD2 left me broken and sad, I want MORE!!! and to makes matters worse SM makes some type of announcement 'kinda sayin' she's done writing... SAY WHAT?! You hoe, you better finish Midnight Sun! 

*takes deep breath*

If you are asking, "So what you been up to?"
Well let me tell you *excited voice*
I recently acquired some pets, Rob's been missing too, so I think pet therapy has really helped me cope...

I still get sad sometimes,

But, I manage with the love of my pets and lots of meds ;)

I really don't think it's working so well, so just MAYBE

THIS may help!

JERKING OFF ROB!

How didn't I think of it before!

It's PERFECT!

Let me know in the comments what's helping you cope! 

The craziest will have her own post ;)

FIFTY SHADES OF HARDCORE PORN

Here it is BTBs. 

The trailer for the FSoG porn.

I have yet to watch it but because I'm a "hardcore" BTB reporter I will watch. But from the trailer I can already see fucking is the main objective and good acting is put on the back burner but that's the way the porn cookie crumbles.

Would any of you watch this??

And don't lie because if you do Santa Rob will not cum see you this Christmas.

  
 

COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS!

This will be the BTB Christmas Wish List Post.

So if you've been an extra bad/horny/naughty/freaky BTB this year then you know Santa *points up* will make sure to STUFF your stocking extra full this year!!

Soooo! Let's hear what you all want this year for Christmas. 

Why do I feel there will be lots of Rob on this list???

 

 

IN 20 YEARS.....

If or when Twilight gets a remake in 20 years I think we found our CHARLIE!!!

Okay, laugh all you want! 

But for reals...the timing would be perfect! Or would Rob be better at Daddy C.?

And what if Kristen was Renee or Esme? 

Hmmm......

TOTALLY off topic but this gif makes me giggle and wiggle in my own pee from laughing so damn hard!